Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.

Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.

Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 575 views

A confession by a girl in church and amazing

A confession by a girl in
church and amazing
reply she got from priest -
Girl: i m madly in love with a
boy
who is far away from
me.
I m in india and he lives in uk.
We met on marriage website,
Became friends on fb,
Had long chats on whatsapp,
Proposed each other on skype,
N now 2 months of relationship
through viber,
I need ur blessings and good
wishes father… am I on right
path na ?
Priest said to her:
Good my child..
now get married on twitter,
Have fun on tango,
Buy your kids from ebay,
Send them through gmail,
And if u r fed up with ur
husband
or kids,
toh unko OLX pe bech deNa

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi

1 makhi apny ghar brri buri halat me pohnchi
Ghar waly:kya hua?Makhi:Haaye!Sheikhan d chaa wich dig pai ciOnna ne choos choos k mat mar ditti.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Qurbani

"5 Pathan or 1 punjabi Helicopter ki Rasi sy latkay Huway thy",
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"Pilot: Load zyada hy 1 shaks ko koodna ho ga"

"Ye sun ker Punjabi ny kaha k Rasi ko chorny ki Qurbani main deta hoon
Taaliyan!"

"Ye sun ker sarray pathan Taaliyan bajany lagy"

by lescol (few years ago!)

Boy; I love you…,

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,

Ladka Ladki dekhne gaya,
Thodi der chup baithe ke baad bola= English chalegi na?
Ladki(Sharmate huye)= Soda saath me ho to Desi bhi chalegi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)