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Classic bezzati
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks,
my mom slapped me..
because i was smiling while sleeping "thinking of you".
Girl: Itna pyaar karte ho..
Boy: Nahi,
shakal dekh k hassi aa jaati hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views
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