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A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?
B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......
C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???
628 chars (4 sms)
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
162 chars (2 sms)
Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name?
pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz says whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".
139 chars (1 sms)
Subha
SMS
Shaam
SMS
Din me
SMS
Raat me
SMS
Ghar me
SMS
Office me
SMS
Jeena
SMS
Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??
S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)
197 chars (2 sms)
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.
131 chars (1 sms)
Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d
138 chars (1 sms)
Musibat ka Syrup ho tum,
Tension ka Capsule ho tum,
Aafat k Injection ho tum,
Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.
143 chars (1 sms)
Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.
158 chars (1 sms)
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
169 chars (2 sms)
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
86 chars (1 sms)
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
172 chars (2 sms)
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
154 chars (1 sms)
Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
136 chars (1 sms)
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
145 chars (1 sms)
A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
145 chars (1 sms)