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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
140 chars (1 sms)
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
171 chars (2 sms)
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
198 chars (2 sms)
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
198 chars (2 sms)
GREAT NEWS !!!
Call Ufone 2 Ufone & Ufone 2 Other Netwrk FREE @ Rs.3/month ...
Just Type
"UFONE MERE ABBAY KA HAI"
& Send it to 420 !!
138 chars (1 sms)
un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FARAZ
maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
72 chars (1 sms)
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions
Waterproof towel
Solar powerd tourch
Book on how to read
Pedal powerd wheelchair
Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
168 chars (2 sms)
A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.
A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.
A man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
162 chars (2 sms)
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
101 chars (1 sms)
Ufone ka new package.
"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr
us sa cheen lejiay"
Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
131 chars (1 sms)
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se
Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se
Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh
Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
166 chars (2 sms)
''¤'' INVITATION ''¤''
Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"
R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.
Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
313 chars (2 sms)
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
151 chars (1 sms)
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"
Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
151 chars (1 sms)
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.
Pakistan,
in 15 mins
the machine was stolen.
320 chars (2 sms)