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sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile. Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao.. Sardar Bazar Gya Aur Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

134 chars (1 sms)


Dua

Allah Bachaye! Pagal BV Se. Or Purane TV Se. Dubai k Sheikh Se. Or Nayi k Shave Se. Orat ki Bewafai Se. Or Purani Mithai Se. Haram ki Kamai Se. Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.

169 chars (2 sms)


sardar g..

sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!! 2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy..... iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...

193 chars (2 sms)


Sugar ka mareez

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya. "EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI Par . . . . Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"

165 chars (2 sms)


Holi Ka Gulal Ho

Holi Ka Gulal Ho
Rango Ki Bahar Ho
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho
Ek Baat Khas Ho
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho
Wish U very Happy Holi

145 chars (1 sms)


Holi aayi satrangi

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,

Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

201 chars (2 sms)


bottle main Pepsi

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada
....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

196 chars (2 sms)


Owi tery wargi si jidy

Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!

715 chars (5 sms)


INTERESTING STORY:-

INTERESTING STORY:-

OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
MORAL OF STORY : APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO...

443 chars (3 sms)


Iss jahan mein mohabbat

Iss jahan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti
Toh safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazaaye maut
Toh deewano ki kabre yun udhas na hoti

155 chars (1 sms)


Kuchh to bolo aap

Kuchh to bolo aap bhi hume sunane ki chahat hai,
Hilte dekh honth aap ke milti hum ko rahat hai,
Kuchh bhi words aap bol do shayari khud ban jaygi,
Honthon se lag kar aap ke har word mein mithaas bhar jaygi.

210 chars (2 sms)


Rishto me pyaar ki mithas rahe,

Rishto me pyaar ki mithas rahe,

kabhi naa mitne wala ehsaas rahe,

kehne ko to choti see hai ye zindgi,

lambi ho jayegi,

agar aap jaise pyare dost ka sath rahe.

171 chars (2 sms)


Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,

Is jahaan mein mohabbat kaash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi mein mithaas na hoti,
Agar milti bewafao ko saza mein maut to,
Deewano ki kabrein udaas na hoti........ .
Meri mohabbat ne unhe khushi de di,
Badle mein mujhe khamoshi de di,
Khuda se dua mangi thi marne ki,
Lekin usne bhi kambakht jeene ke liye zindagi de di.

326 chars (3 sms)


sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

141 chars (1 sms)


A chinti saw

A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!

155 chars (1 sms)


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