Search Results for 'paisa'
Jab Tak Paisa Hai..
Tab Tak Duniya Puchti Hai Kaisa Hai...!
60 chars (1 sms)
Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!
Student kia jane Result kia hoga?
Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!
277 chars (2 sms)
ROTI V/S SMS
2000
1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs
2003
1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs
2005
1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs
2008
1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs
2009
700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015
No roti
Only sms
215 chars (2 sms)
Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum,
Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa,
Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,
Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP
130 chars (1 sms)
Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga.
Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa naapak hai?
Pathan : tumhary paison se hum BATHROOM banaey gy..;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
'Log apne kapro ke style pr kitna paisa barbad kar dete hain,,
Jab k zindgi ke sab se haseen lamhe bina kapro ke guzarty hain,,
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Yahan per main Bachpan ki baat kar raha hoon janab.'
203 chars (2 sms)
'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun
Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'
157 chars (1 sms)
Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
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Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
335 chars (3 sms)
"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado
"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.
"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado
"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.
SUBHAN' ALLAH
361 chars (3 sms)
Maana k teri Nazar main kuch b nahi hoon ma
"Sagar"
Meri Qadar un say pooch jin k meny paisay deny hain :P
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Aglay Labday Phirday Ney menou... :D
167 chars (2 sms)
zindagi me 5 cheezen kabhi
bhi aa sakti hai-
neend
paisa
khushi
dukh
aur..au r..aur..
''meri yaad''
kyu.. aa gayi naa?
133 chars (1 sms)
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
464 chars (3 sms)
lyf of da collge student
wallet hai paisay nhi
lecturere hai attendence nhi
cell hai balnce nhi
frends hai girl frend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
parhna hai mood nhi
169 chars (2 sms)
ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padne wale dost koi paisa dedo,
yeh mujhay SMS nahi karta
143 chars (1 sms)
Ek Din Zindagi Aise Muqaam Pe Pohanch Jayegi
Dosti Tou Sirf Yaado''n Me Reh Jayegi
Har Cup Coffee Ka Yaad Doston Ki Dilayega
Aur
Hanste Hanste Phr Aankhe''n Num Ho Jayengi
Office K Chamber Me Classroom Nazar Ayega
Par Chahne Pe Bhi Proxy Nahi Lag Payegi.
Paisa Tou Bahut Hoga Mgr Usey Lutane Ki Wajah He Kho Jayegi
Jee Le Khulke Is Pal Ko Mere Dost Kyun K Zindagi In Palon Ko Phir Se Nahi Dohrayegi
-->Dedicated To All My Frndz<--
462 chars (3 sms)