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Ab Tu Dyniya Walon Pe Bilkul

Ab Tu Dyniya Walon Pe Bilkul Bharosa Nahi Karna FARAZ… . . . . . . . Ek Bewafa Hum Ko China ka Bakra Keh k Kutta Baech Geya..!!

135 chars (1 sms)


Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina

Arz kia Hai! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. wah wah! Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina. Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy, MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha

145 chars (1 sms)


God Created Millions

God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks.. But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted. Then He Started Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V

148 chars (1 sms)


We dont want

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.

614 chars (4 sms)


~T o d a y z T h o u g h t~

~T o d a y z
T h o u g h t~


Manjan,
Churan,
Zakhm Patti,
China k Ghubarey/Torch
k Alawa Koi Kaam Aisa Nhi Hy Jis Mein Cash Fori Mil Jaye... =P ;->

160 chars (1 sms)


A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

180 chars (2 sms)


Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

315 chars (2 sms)


Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

315 chars (2 sms)


''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''

255 chars (2 sms)


GREAT INDIANS:

GREAT INDIANS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

In China,
They Check Fuse

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But in India,

First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!

198 chars (2 sms)


Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne

Aaj kal k Log Bhi kitne Jealous Hogaye Hain..

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Naya Phone Dekhte He Bolte Hain Chal Bey "CHINA" ka hai... ;->

173 chars (2 sms)


What husband calls

What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
............&.............
4th year PanaDoll.............
..............HAHAHA...........

220 chars (2 sms)


SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

218 chars (2 sms)


SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

218 chars (2 sms)


If u r inteligentAns these

If u r inteligentAns these

1-China kis mulk mein hai?

2-14Aug kis date ko ati hai

3-Green rung kis colour ka hota hai?

4-timatar ko urdu mein kya boltai hain?

171 chars (2 sms)


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