Search Results for 'cheap'
My blood is not
costly,
It is very cheap. But,
My heart is very very
costly,
Bcoz, it is full of
"YOUUUU".
127 chars (1 sms)
We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.
IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.
Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.
614 chars (4 sms)
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
can make free calls!
150 chars (1 sms)
A very original GUD NIGHT, Bware of cheap & duplicate wishes in d market. I''''m the only authorized dealer 4 GUD NIGHT wishes approved by "CHANDA MAMA"
Gud Night...
167 chars (2 sms)
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
151 chars (1 sms)
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”
159 chars (1 sms)
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,
DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
197 chars (2 sms)
Breaking News!
Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.
smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.
Congrats U can make free calls now....
171 chars (2 sms)
BEER Is Now
Cheaper
Than PETROL!
"DRINK"
Don''t DRIVE
84 chars (1 sms)
Cheap Attitude Of Girls:
Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms
She Laughs For 10 Mints,
Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies
The Boy.
"I Dont Like Dat Kind
Of Sms Ok?" :P ;->
175 chars (2 sms)
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
169 chars (2 sms)