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Handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai

Sala handsome hona bhi aik bari problem hai KOi larka line he ni marti ?? Bas dekhte he kehti hai pata ni kitne girlfriend hongi kameeney ke ?? ??

149 chars (1 sms)


Break-off

Once A Guy Who Recently Had A Break-off With Her Girl Friend Was Asked: "Have U Left Ur Girl Friend Or She Left U ?? . He Smiled And Answered.. "Love Left Us"..!!

165 chars (2 sms)


Love Marriage

Teacher: Why Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage.?? Girl: Bcoz Ek Jana Pehchana Ullu Ek Anjany Gadhay Se Behtar Hota Hai.. :-)

141 chars (1 sms)


Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho

Girl: Jab Kaali Ghata Chati Hai Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho.. Jab Barish Hoti Hai Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho.. Jab Me Bheeg Jati Hun Mujhy Tum Yaad Aaty Ho.. Boy: Ziyada Dimagh Mat Paka, Mujhy Pata Hai K Teri Umbrella Mere Paas Hai, Kal Wapas Ker Dunga.. ;-p :-)

264 chars (2 sms)


5 Minutes

Girl: "I Will Be Ready In 5 Minutes" Boy: " I Will Be Back In 5 Minutes" Those Are Both Equal.. :-D

105 chars (1 sms)


Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,

Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna, Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi, Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)

157 chars (1 sms)


Pyar ka tou pata nhi

Cute Answer When A Girl Asked Her Ex.. … Girl – Do U Still Love Me?? Boy – Pyar Ka To Pta Nahi, Lekin Mere Dost Aaj Bhi Mujhe Teri Kasam Dete Hain..!!

150 chars (1 sms)


chapal choti

Arz Kia He Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati Wah Wah kia bat hai Chappal Choti Ho To Paaon Me Nahi aati \(',') Girl FRIEND '..(> Moti Ho Me Nahi aati. ( ' _ ' ) /( )\ / \ @ @ oye teri khair itni moti.....

252 chars (2 sms)


Me Ne jo apni Girl ..

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan. Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan. (‘.’) //”/\ Oh Teri _/”\_ Khair.

154 chars (1 sms)


Girl hum paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAI" Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend : Kaise ? Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti... "AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

278 chars (2 sms)


Girl me us Admi se

Girl: Main us Aadmi se shaadi kar0n gi, Jo sara din laga rahy magr us sy kch na ho. . . ;) . . . Boy: Misbah pe nazar hy teri haan... =P Bari tezz hy tu? =D

162 chars (2 sms)


Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control. Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.... Answer sheet ko kr k Fold. Aeroplane bana k bole! All will fail! Student kia jane Result kia hoga? Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga. Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura. Paisa Ura k bole. Papa All is Well!!

277 chars (2 sms)


Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi? Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi? Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy! Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy? Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache. Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

157 chars (1 sms)


Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga! Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga! Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga. Aur tumhe kya chahiye? Girl: chawlaan na mar Dost da numbr de..:p:p

299 chars (2 sms)


Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka mujhey bohat tang krta hai Dad:Main abhi usey police k hawaley krwata hoon ta k usey sakht saza miley Girl:Oh no Dad, Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil saza dena chahti hoon Dad:Kiya matlab Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein Dad:Waah beti waah, intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

332 chars (3 sms)


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