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Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,

Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna, Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi, Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)

157 chars (1 sms)


aik aadmi k ghr k samne

aik aadmi k ghr k samne gdha mra hu pra tha! Usne Muncipal commeitte ko fone kya or kaha k mere ghr k samne gdha mra pra he uthwa len! jwab mila k wahin dfun kr do! Us aadmi ko ghussa to buhat aaya pr tahammul se bola: G me dfun krne lga tha mgr . . . . . mrhoom k bachon ko itlaa ko krni thi na...!! :)

310 chars (2 sms)


2 bache ache hain

Shair araz kia hai
pewasta e shajar se umeed e bahar rakh
:-):-)

bchay 2 hi ache ,biviyan beshak 4 rakh

108 chars (1 sms)


Muj se Shadi karo gi?

Boy: Muj se Shadi karo gi? Girl: Nahi Boy: Q Nahi? Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Many gy! Boy: Ghar me Kon Kon hy? Girl: 1 Husband or 4 Bache. Boy. Thek ha baji..:p:p

157 chars (1 sms)


Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend, kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . . Student – Marne do dono ko.! . . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . . ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the

233 chars (2 sms)


pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu. "She is Kidding" Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

82 chars (1 sms)


Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath

Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath Chara… Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek nahi Dakha. African ko bohet Gussa aya… Sardar:kya hua?? African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he… Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu.. . . Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.

252 chars (2 sms)


bijli ata pani !

Arz kia hy. Ye dolat bhi lelo, Ye shuhrat bhi lelo, Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani, mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan, wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani, ! REMIX. Ye zardari bhi LeLo, Ye Altaf bhi LeLo, Ye imran bhi LeLo, Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se hamari hina rubani Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani wo Aata wo Chini wo Bijli wo Pani Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!

441 chars (3 sms)


3 saal k bachay ki definition

?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai: ? ? Pyar ?? Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy. Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata, Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-

171 chars (2 sms)


extreme kamina bacha

Extreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:”Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . . . Dad:”Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? . . . . . . Son:”Q k Aapki shadi aur meri D.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq hai..

198 chars (2 sms)


miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka . . . Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko.... . . . ? ? Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

149 chars (1 sms)


light aa rahi hai?

Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola LIGHT AARAHI HAI? Nurse: No Bacha Bola: Oh no PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..

109 chars (1 sms)


Romantic Conversation

Romantic Conversation: Boy : " call me sweetu "
Girl : " sweetu " Boy : " call me sweet heart "
Girl : " sweet heart " Boy : " call me honey "
Girl : " honey "
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. Boy : "abey, jahil ki bachi, call
kr na "
Girl : " oh acha "

237 chars (2 sms)


funny poetry

Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi, Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi. Mai kaise mithi baat karu? Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi. Ye chand kaise maamu hai? Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi. Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke? Kyu usne triming karai nahi. Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai? Ya jungle me koi naai nahi. Nana ki biwi jab nani hai, Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai. Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi? Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai? Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi. Jab school me itni neend aati hai. Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi? Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai. …

554 chars (4 sms)


Pathan

Ak pathan Techer class ma prha rha tha to ak bachey ki jaheb ma NASWAAR nazer agye Teacher ne gussey se Kha Yeh kya h Bachey na kha yeh naswaar h ma abo k lye lee kar jaa rha to daer hu gye to ma ne kha school Agyo Techer ne kya kuch nye huta PAA SAWEE TAH MAAZA AWEE Chlo khair h ma b daal leeta hu

303 chars (2 sms)


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