Search Results for 'bach'
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
211 chars (2 sms)
*~SARDAR: Yaar Tere Bhai di Maut da bara Afsos hoya, Waisy hoya Ki Si?
FRIEND: Goli lagi Si Mathey Wich.
Sardar: Oh Tu
Shukar Kar Akh bach gai..%-)
149 chars (1 sms)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
480 chars (3 sms)
Message Abhi Baqi Hai Mere Dost..
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.
514 chars (4 sms)
School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.
491 chars (4 sms)
Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi Phansai FARAZ,
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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)
125 chars (1 sms)
Kab Tak Raho Ge AakhiR yon DoRR DoRR Humse,
Milna PaRe Ga AakhiR ik Din ZaRoR Humse..
Daman Bachane Wale ye BeRukhi Hai kesi,
keh Do AgaR Howa Hai koi QasooR Humse..
Hum ChoR Denge Tumse yon Baat Chet kaRNa,
Tum Pochte PhiRo Ge Apna QasooR Humse...
253 chars (2 sms)
Allah Bachaye!
Pagal BV Se.
Or Purane TV Se.
Dubai k Sheikh Se.
Or Nayi k Shave Se.
Orat ki Bewafai Se.
Or Purani Mithai Se.
Haram ki Kamai Se.
Or Bhutto k Jawai Se.
169 chars (2 sms)
AIK KNJOS K GHR AGH LAG GAE,
WO APNY GHR KO BACHA NA SAKA,
Q K WO SARI RAAT
FIR BIRAGED WALO KO MISCALL MARTA RAHA.
115 chars (1 sms)
Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby
Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai...
146 chars (1 sms)
"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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(',')dekha kitni
<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..
147 chars (1 sms)
*. . .ho k insan tu muhbt sy bache ga kese.,
dOsT. . . . . . .*
is khta pe tu frishton ne bhi saza pai hai. . .*
114 chars (1 sms)
Ramazan ke pahley ashre men rehmat ki barsaten hain
Rozedar ki har din eid hain aur har shab baraten hain
Doosra ashara ramzan ka hai bakhsish ka saman liye
Raat ko ashkon se do liye sab jitne tune gunaah kiye
Teesre ashre men dozakh se bachne ki tadbeeren kar
Aalim hai to aamil ban mat zyada kar taqreere kar
312 chars (2 sms)
Aya hain ramzan jaag utha Iman
Har neki azad hui aur qaid hua shytan
fazr se ghanto pahle har ghar men hai bedari
Neend se sabko nafrat hai aur sehri sabko pyari
bachche sab uth baithe allah ki dekho shaan
Aya hain ramzan jaag utha Iman
Qabr men kaam na ayenge ye sona chandi note
Ab bhi waqt hai kar lo tum dur amal ka khot
Is ramzan men padh lo tum mukammal quran
Aya hain ramzan jaag utha Iman
398 chars (3 sms)
bray zalim han tray gali k bachay
fraz
kutay pechay lga kr kehtay han
race sanso ki
race darkan ki.
103 chars (1 sms)