Search Results for 'pappu'
Papa: Beta Result Kesa Aya.??
Pappu: Ek Good News Hai Aur Ek Bed News.
Pehly Konsi Sunaun??
Papa: Good News
Pappu: Me Pass Ho Gaya.
Papa: Shabash Beta. Ab Bad News Bhi Suna Do.
Pappu: Good News Ghalat Thi.. :-(
Papa Shocked
Pappu Rocked
247 chars (2 sms)
Pappu Kutty Ki Poonch Pipe Me Daal Raha Tha.
Dost:
You Idiot, Kutty Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti.
Pappu:
Aby Duffer, Me Pipe Ko Bend Ker Raha Hun.. :-D
156 chars (1 sms)
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
139 chars (1 sms)
Pappu to chinese - Tu american
hai?
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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... ... pappu- Nahi, tu American hi hai...
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Chinese - No, I am chinese..
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pappu- Nahii , tu American hai ..
American hi
hai tu..
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Chinese - Acha yaar, Main
American Hu..
Khush..?
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pappu-saaale Shakal se to tu
chinese
lagta hai.
300 chars (2 sms)
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
159 chars (1 sms)
Un K Ghar K Saamne Naach Naach Kar chapaL Tak Torr Di hum ne "Faraz":-(
Zaalim enjoy KRNe K Baad Keh Gayi K!
"Pappu Cant Dance.%-) sala.
137 chars (1 sms)
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..
wah wah!
zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..
phir?
phir kya?
Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
152 chars (1 sms)
Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
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Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai
87 chars (1 sms)
Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D
295 chars (2 sms)
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
464 chars (3 sms)
BakRa TaLAsH KaR kaR k THaK GaYa HoOn "PaPpU"
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PhIr KisI Ne aWaZ laGaI:
DO DANT KHASI,
PAKAR LO RASSI.....
203 chars (2 sms)
Aik Scientific Sher Arz Hay...
Machhar K Kaatnay Se paPPu Ko Ho Gaya Maleria,
Pressure Is Equal To Force Per Unit Area... =P ;->
140 chars (1 sms)
Why Pappu Cant Dance?
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Kasam Khuda Di Mainu Nai Pata.
Zara Pata Te Kar K Dus
Pappu Nach Q Nai Sak Da...;-)
160 chars (1 sms)
Ab mai ne ph0ne pey bachiy0n sy baten krna chorde hain. . .
pappu
hr kisi k0 meyassr hua to aam ho jaownga. . . ;->
123 chars (1 sms)
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
97 chars (1 sms)