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Bakra eid mubarik

Bakra Eid Mubarak May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs & tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness. With best wishes:-):-):-)

143 chars (1 sms)


Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;) Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-) Teacher shocked… :

216 chars (2 sms)


Nazar lagi zamane ki

Naa Jaane Kyn nazar Lagi Zamane Ki, Ab Wajah Milti Nhi Muskurane Ki Tumhara Gussa Hona To Jayaz Tha, Humari Aadat Chut Gayi Manane Ki.

135 chars (1 sms)


Love never dies

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies. ha ha ustad se ustaadi

180 chars (2 sms)


NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->

161 chars (2 sms)


Bakra Eid Mubarik

Bakra Eid Mubarik.

May Ur Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Juicy Kebabs
& Tikkas, Topped With The Chutney Of Happiness.

With Best Wishes:-):-):-)

152 chars (1 sms)


tOdAyz ThOught

[[ tOdAyz ThOught ]]


Minds Are Like Parachutes.

They Only Function

When They Are Open.

98 chars (1 sms)


Jab ap pAidA huEy

Jab ap pAidA huEy tAb, aAkAsh sE phOoL bArsE,
PariyOn nE jAshAn kiA,
GhEe k diyE jaLayE,
Aur bole
CHALO CHUTKARA TO MILA,
AB DUNYA WAALE BHUGTAINGE... ;->

163 chars (2 sms)


2 Frnds AapAs

2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye...

1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy,
DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy...

S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy,
CAse Court mei jAtA hy,
Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAabit hogA
SaAre GAwAhon Or SAbooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin..

1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA..

2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne bethA hon..

3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA
hy...... :p ;->

478 chars (3 sms)


na akho meinu

na akho meinu ghareeb loko,
merey kol khazana wakhra a,

kitta pyar se baghair license ton,
praya asan jurmana wakhra a,

aithon chuttan da dil tey karda nayeen,
yaro aye qaid khana wakhra a,
(self created)

214 chars (2 sms)


Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk

Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk Si Larki
Bohat Khoobsurat Magar Sanwli Si
Mujhay Apnay Khabon Ki Banhon Main Pa Kar
Kabhi Neend Main Muskurati Tu Ho Gi
Us Hi Neend Main Kass Masati Tu Ho Gi
Sirhanay Say Takkya Giraati Tu Ho Gi
Chalo Khatt Lekhain Us Nay Socha Tu Ho Ga
Qalam Hath Say Chutta Tu Ho Ga
Unglianan Qalam Phir Othati Tu Hoon Gi
Dupatta Kahein Sir Say Sirak Jata Tu Ho Ga
Kai Khowab Seenay Ki Khamoshyon Main
Meri Yaad Say Jhanjhanati Tu Hooon Gi
Kahin K Kahin Paoon Partay Tu Hoon Gi
Kabhi Iqrar Mera Yaad Aya Tu Ho Ga
Kahin Ek Masoom Nazuk Si Larki
Bohat Khoobsurat Magar Sanwli Si

599 chars (4 sms)


Uqba main bhi milay gi

Uqba main bhi milay gi yehi zindagi *Shakeel*.
Marr kar bhi chuth na paayen gai is dard-e-sarr say hum...

107 chars (1 sms)


Sab khaloos baatoun

Sab khaloos baatoun mein sab karam khayalon mein,
Bas zara wafa kam thi terey shaher waloun mein..

Pehli baar nazroun ney chaand boltey dekha,
Hum jawab kya daitey kho gaye sawaloun mein..

Raat teri yaadoun ney dil ko iss tarah chera,
Jaisey koi chutki ley naram naram gaaloun mein..

Youn kisi ki aankhoun mein subha tuk they hum,
Jis tarha rahey shabnam phool k piyaloun mein..

Meri aankh k taarey abb na deikh pa''''o gay,
Hum raat k musafir they kho gaye ujaaloun mein..

491 chars (4 sms)


''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

451 chars (3 sms)


''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

232 chars (2 sms)


???? a person is acha dost adalt adawat Adhi Raat Adult aisi konsi ajrak Akhtar allama altaf ankhein asad asif bach balochi baraf baris benazir Bewafa bewafi bhag BHUKAMP Birthday sms blessing boys cast chad chai chale chand Chinees Choose Choot congratulation cricket Dadi Dard daru defence day dene deth Devil dirty Doori Dost Doste dosti dosto drink eid mubarak evening fahad fanaa Faraz faryad fever Fill Fill up Forgiveness Fraz friend friends friendship funny sms galti gand Ganday sms gandi ganj Ganja gareeb Gazal general knowledge ghalib Ghazal good afternoon Gujjar Hadis Hairstyle happy birthday Happy new year HAQEQT hate hazrat mohammad hello hijran hoot hospitality husan husband i am fine i hate you I LOVE U I LOVE YOU If You Really Love Someone Arrange insult iqbal janaza jawab Jiger jindgi Jism joking jumma jungle ka badshah Jutt kanjoos kashti khush khushboo khushiya Kiss kissing labo lamha larki laut aao love love msg lover lund mahek malik Manzil Marna marne masjid masoom maut Meer memory Mera Yaar Mising mitha Mohabbat molvi Momin morning mother mountain Mout MUHABBAT Namaaz namaz naraz nigahe no gifts pagal pareshan pashto pathan pepsi picture police prayers professor to student pyar rahh romantic kiss Romantic sms safar sahib sali santa SAWAL saza scenery school shakespeare sham shaq Sharafat shayari shia sindhu so gaye success SUHAGRAT Sunday tarkhan tasveer Tera Chehra Thanks tinda Toast train Urdu poetry sms uses veena wakt wapda winter wishing Ya allah yakeen ye watan Your heart was frozen Zindagi
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