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High level confidence

High level confidence!

Teacher 2 student: If u tel me ''where is GOD'', i''ll reward u 100 rupees.

Student : n If u tell me''whr GOD is not''i''l reward u
200Rs.. ;->

177 chars (2 sms)


You may believe that

"You may believe that you are responsible for what you do, but not for what you think. The truth is that you are responsible for what you think, because it is only at this level that you can exercise choice. What you do comes from what you think."

248 chars (2 sms)


I Have Come To

I Have Come To Beleive That
All My Past Failure & Frustration Were Actually
Laying The Foundation For The
Understandings
That Have Created The New
Level Of Living
I Now Enjoy


(Anthony Robbins)

204 chars (2 sms)


Thought For The Day

Thought For The Day:

''''There''s No Point Arguing With Idiots... First They Bring You To Their Level & Then They Beat You In Experience..!"

143 chars (1 sms)


2 d A y Z t H 0 u G h T

2 d A y Z t H 0 u G h T

" No pErSoN WaZ EvEr
HoNoReD fOr WhaT He ReCeIvEd

HoNoR HaS BeEn
D ReWaRD fOr WhaT He GaVe

As

GiViNg Is ThE HiGhEsT
lEvEl Of LiViNg "

173 chars (2 sms)


2 b sucesful U''ve 2

2 b sucesful U''ve 2 b selfish
or else U nvr achieve & 1ce U get
2 Ur highest level thn
U''ve 2 b Unselfish.
Stay reachable,
Stay in touch,
Don''t Isolate
Gud a.m (:

173 chars (2 sms)


High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business

294 chars (2 sms)


Sardar enters

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

244 chars (2 sms)


FATHER:

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level

127 chars (1 sms)


In a pond there are 10 fish, 1 of them dies,

In a pond there are 10 fish,
1 of them dies,
And the water level of the pond
increases. . . How?




Think








Can''t answer









I Tell U









The other 9 fish are crying ;->

228 chars (2 sms)


Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

329 chars (3 sms)


Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

170 chars (2 sms)


High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

310 chars (2 sms)


high level insult



High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

314 chars (2 sms)


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