Search Results for 'cricket'
is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,
agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari
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Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
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hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???
Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai
Jab ke
Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
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Cricket T20 aur ipl ki waja se improve hva hai...
hame b apna Examination system improve karnay k liye exams me ye step lene Chahiye:-
1-Har paper 1.5 ghanty or 50 number ka hona chahiya.
2-Har 30 mint ka bad mashwre k lye break hona chahiye.
3-Hame 1 free hit den jis me student apni marzi k 1 sawal ka apni marzi ka jawab de.
4-pehle 20 mint ka power play jis me examinerhall se bahar rahe.
5-Agr kisi sawal ka Ans ghalat ho to review ka option hona chahiya ta k student book se confrm kr le...
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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D
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Dr: Do exercise daily for good health
Boy: sir i play football cricket tennis daily.
...
Dr: how long do you play?
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Boy : until d battery in my mobile goes down.
ha ha
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A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
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Life is cricket
Dont lose ur wicket
Try 2 get century
Never 4get ur boundry
Even if u r run out
Never become mood out
BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire..... :->
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Life is cricket
Don’t lose Ur wicket,
Try 2 get century,
Never 4get Ur boundary,
Even if U r run out,
Never become mood off,
Because God is 3rd umpire.
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Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
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Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar Aaya.
Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?
Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,
K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, “How’s the situation?”
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.
We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.
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DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.
HEADLINES:
President General kayani decides to shed uniform.
PAK looses cricket series against Hong Kong.
Shaikh Rasheed n his wife Reema decided to join MMA.
President General Kayani to visit neigbour country Balochitan.
Meera''s 25th birthday.
9th death aniversary of sharefBrothers.
EX US President OBAMA & OSAMA had one father named BUSH LADEN.
Shoaib completes 12 years ban.
Imran khan still not satisfied.
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