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bijli ata pani !

Arz kia hy. Ye dolat bhi lelo, Ye shuhrat bhi lelo, Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani, mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan, wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani, ! REMIX. Ye zardari bhi LeLo, Ye Altaf bhi LeLo, Ye imran bhi LeLo, Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se hamari hina rubani Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani wo Aata wo Chini wo Bijli wo Pani Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!

441 chars (3 sms)


Pakistan Post Office

Pakistan
Post
Office
Ne
ALTAF HUSSAIN
Ki Tasveer
Wali
Stamp
Jaari
Kar
Di
He!
Awam
Parechan
Hen
K
Thook
Kis
Taraf
Lagaee
Jaye!!

147 chars (1 sms)


Devils went to Court to Prove



Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

165 chars (2 sms)


Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUAID ZAMIN PER
3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY
4: OPERATION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF ALTAF
7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN
8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He
11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!

312 chars (2 sms)


1 Gadha 2sry sy

1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN

170 chars (2 sms)


Frz karo Pervez Musharaf

Frz karo
Pervez Musharaf
Shukat Aziz
Altaf Husain
Benazir
Nwaz Sharif
1 kishti me sawar ho Or kashti doob jaeTo kon bache ga?

GUESS
?
?
?
?
?
?
PAKISTAN

169 chars (2 sms)


New Remix Song. . .


New Remix Song. . .


KhalBali Hai KhalBali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBali

Musharaf ko Chor K Benazir Dubai Chali

Imran ko Hai Chul Bari

Altaf Bhai Ki Tou Nikal Pari

Qazi Ki Hai Sulag pari

Aitezaaz Ki Hai Farmaish Bari

Supreme Court Hai Ziddi Bari

Apne Pakistan Ki ho gayi Khatya Khari

Khalbali Hai Khalbali
Emergency Ki Hai KhalBhali . . . ;

368 chars (3 sms)


FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->

444 chars (3 sms)


If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

438 chars (3 sms)


Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

Agr MQM walay films banane lage to films k nam asey honge.

1. UNIT NO. 1.

2. SATHI ZAMIN PER.

3. BHAI LOG LANDON WALAY.

4. OPRETION 92.

5. LONDON TO NINE ZERO.

6. SIRF ALTAF.

7. BHAI JO BHI KAHEN.

8. LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI...

249 chars (2 sms)


Ek Din Donkeyz

Ek Din Donkeyz or Dogz ka Jaloos ja rha tha.

1 Donky bola: Hum pe Loug Q Zulum krte hen?

Dog Bola: Bhai Fiqar Matt kro

MAZLUMON KA SATHI HAI ALTAF HUSSAIN.

165 chars (2 sms)


What a Wondrful Drama..

What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.

169 chars (2 sms)


IBLESS Went To

IBLESS Went To Court To Prove That

He Is The Most Cruel & Wicked Guy On This Earth . . .


But

He Failed, Came Out & Angrily Asked . . .













"Yaar Ye ALTAF BAHI Kon Hain . . . ?" ;->

218 chars (2 sms)


Farooq Sattar''s

Farooq Sattar''s Wife To Farooq Sattar : Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
"Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF"

157 chars (1 sms)


Altaf bhai jab school gaye

Altaf bhai jab school gaye
Teacher ne pucha?
mere pas 4 apple hain,
5 bachon me kaise taqseem karein?

ALTAF BHAI:ek bache ko urado:-D

141 chars (1 sms)


???? a person is acha dost adalt adawat Adhi Raat Adult aisi konsi ajrak Akhtar allama altaf ankhein asad asif bach balochi baraf baris benazir Bewafa bewafi bhag BHUKAMP Birthday sms blessing boys cast chad chai chale chand Chinees Choose Choot congratulation cricket Dadi Dard daru defence day dene deth Devil dirty Doori Dost Doste dosti dosto drink eid mubarak evening fahad fanaa Faraz faryad fever Fill Fill up Forgiveness Fraz friend friends friendship funny sms galti gand Ganday sms gandi ganj Ganja gareeb Gazal general knowledge ghalib Ghazal good afternoon Gujjar Hadis Hairstyle happy birthday Happy new year HAQEQT hate hazrat mohammad hello hijran hoot hospitality husan husband i am fine i hate you I LOVE U I LOVE YOU If You Really Love Someone Arrange insult iqbal janaza jawab Jiger jindgi Jism joking jumma jungle ka badshah Jutt kanjoos kashti khush khushboo khushiya Kiss kissing labo lamha larki laut aao love love msg lover lund mahek malik Manzil Marna marne masjid masoom maut Meer memory Mera Yaar Mising mitha Mohabbat molvi Momin morning mother mountain Mout MUHABBAT Namaaz namaz naraz nigahe no gifts pagal pareshan pashto pathan pepsi picture police prayers professor to student pyar rahh romantic kiss Romantic sms safar sahib sali santa SAWAL saza scenery school shakespeare sham shaq Sharafat shayari shia sindhu so gaye success SUHAGRAT Sunday tarkhan tasveer Tera Chehra Thanks tinda Toast train Urdu poetry sms uses veena wakt wapda winter wishing Ya allah yakeen ye watan Your heart was frozen Zindagi
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