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Washing Powdr Nirma
Wshing Pwdr Nirma
Dudh Si Safedi
Nirma Se i
Rangen Kpray B Khil-Khil Jae
Sbki Pasand Nirma
Ye Comercial BREAK Tha,
nOw
U Continue Ur Work.
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A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..
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Sardar: i love u ka kya matlb ha?
Girl. Main tm se pyar krti hn.
Sardar:Aj kal ki lrkyan bari bsharam hn 1 baat ka mtlab poocha free he ho gayi..!
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Urdu
Pashto
Chinese
Hindi
ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.
This is this and What is what Faraz..
If this is what then what is this Faraz?
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Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.
Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?
Mareez: Chand.
Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
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1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.
jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
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sardar Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
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.*""* .. * ""*.
''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
"*.*
Fitay moonh!
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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D
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Ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,
Ap ne HASSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.
meri CHAPPAL WAPIS KARO.
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Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
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Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring
AB KHUSH???
Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
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In Art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf A Girl çovered ßy Leaves
Husband keeps Watching
Wife: Ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
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Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,
Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,
Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,
To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,
Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
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2 DANGEROUS WEAPONS IN THE
WORLD MORE POWERFUL THAN
NUCLEAR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz
(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
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Aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZACHA BACHA" ward mein hoti hon.
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