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Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn
166 chars (2 sms)
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....
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yani k "Chapati".
157 chars (1 sms)
Ab bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k kadam rakhna iraq me obama
bush ko pary hen joty tera to utar denga Päjämä.
116 chars (1 sms)
Ek larki thi dewani C
Mobile lekr chlati thi
Nazren jhuka k
Sharma k
Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi
Kuch krna tha shayad usko
Pr jane kis se drti thi
Jb b mlti thi muj se
Yehi pucha krti thi
Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai
Aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi
T.V ka remote hai.
328 chars (3 sms)
Kya zamana aaya he!
Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!
pata he kya?
Nahen na
KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
150 chars (1 sms)
The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .
The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz
to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .
So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected
Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon
Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
325 chars (3 sms)
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NA EID MUBARAK
NA BIRTH DAY
NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBARAK...
164 chars (2 sms)
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
169 chars (2 sms)
A group of elephants were sitting in a street..
A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..
Wow!
Wat a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)
162 chars (2 sms)
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
Jo Bolta B hy
Chalta B hy
Khata B hy
Monchen b hen uski
Pagri b pehnta hy
Naam hy uska
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
177 chars (2 sms)
1 Ameer ne Ghareeb Admi se poocha:
"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"
Ghareeb bola:
"Maza hi hoga Sahib"
"Warna Aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
158 chars (1 sms)
Aik Afsurda poem
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Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..
Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
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Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!
166 chars (2 sms)
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"Aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..
Student:
Aslam ne us ki MAA BEHEN aik kar di...:-D
124 chars (1 sms)
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho
Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DAMM nai karwana...
155 chars (1 sms)
UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO
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B__DH__
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Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U
Ufone
Its all about U
176 chars (2 sms)