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Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :
168 chars (2 sms)
Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?
DoctOr: 300 rupay
Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..
Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?
Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye
298 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan main Police aor Wapda
ki Performance ki misaal aisi hy jaisy
Aap ne Ghar ki Rakhwali k liye
Kutta pala ho aor wo,
aap ko hi subah Shaam
"kaaty" baghair Ghar k
andar Na aany dy...=P;->
206 chars (2 sms)
Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai
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Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat
"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"
94 chars (1 sms)
If ever u start missing
Ur School days
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn
Just
Just
Just
Open ur report cards
Sara nasha utar
Jaega;-)
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AaJ kaL
kI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
d0stO...!!!
KyUn Ke. . .
MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt hI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->
202 chars (2 sms)
Bijli hun main bijli hun,
WAPDA ki main titlee hun,
1 ghanty k liye aati hun
2,2 ghanty jati hun,
0oper pankha rukta hy,
Neeche Munna rota hy,
Mune ki ammi kre Haaye,
Bijli us ko tarpaaye
Munne ki Ammi kaali
Bijli hy nakhron waali...
Brought u by: WAPDA
Geo Bijli k Jhatky laga k..:-D
298 chars (2 sms)
Taliban Taliban
Yes Papa
Explosive Bomb
No Papa
Telling Lie
No Papa
Open Your Jacket
Thaaaa Thaaaa Thaaaa.... =P =D
139 chars (1 sms)
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
120 chars (1 sms)
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
167 chars (2 sms)
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
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Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
143 chars (1 sms)
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
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Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
121 chars (1 sms)