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Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
161 chars (2 sms)
Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!
Girl: Any Proof ?
Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)
128 chars (1 sms)
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
145 chars (1 sms)
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
162 chars (2 sms)
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN
1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22
2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it
3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions
4.Guns function normal everyday
5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it
6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
327 chars (3 sms)
Ae mere "ALLAH"
"HumAyuN Babar" k sarey GUNNAH,
Jo janey anjaney mein huey hyn
Unhei''n muaff farma !
Uski mushkile''n duur farma !
Aur
Meri dua Qubool farma"AAMEEN"
Shukriya..
Aap log tou dua kro ge nhi
Aise hi DUA krwani paregi Aap logo''n se .. (=
270 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
112 chars (1 sms)
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...
"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
119 chars (1 sms)
What is love?
jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode
aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu
jaisi lage to samaj lena
Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...
145 chars (1 sms)
In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.
But Here Due To Over Respect,
We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
153 chars (1 sms)
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
156 chars (1 sms)
(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
473 chars (3 sms)
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
147 chars (1 sms)
Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
106 chars (1 sms)
2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..
282 chars (2 sms)