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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class
JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
315 chars (2 sms)
Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
142 chars (1 sms)
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
145 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
183 chars (2 sms)
Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...
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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa Salay!
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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal SMS Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)
178 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
173 chars (2 sms)
Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.
For God Sake!
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03216307893 (Sender Number)
Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
188 chars (2 sms)
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
190 chars (2 sms)
Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
119 chars (1 sms)
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.
Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.
Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?
Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
292 chars (2 sms)
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.
Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:
"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
202 chars (2 sms)
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?
Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
167 chars (2 sms)
Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko
Aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad Aa Gaye ;->
118 chars (1 sms)
Waisey tou un dono bhaiyo ke pyar ki koi misaal na thi "paPpu"
Par raat ko Cheni ki khatir dono kutton ki tarha lar
paray... ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy
Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy
Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy
Magar
koi CHEENI mangy to
Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->
167 chars (2 sms)