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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
179 chars (2 sms)
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
466 chars (3 sms)
Beta Baap Se: Agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???
Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TAUFFEL" ;->
174 chars (2 sms)
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?
Student: Shaadi ..
Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?
Student: Dulha ..
Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?
Student: Dulhan ..
Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >
student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
324 chars (3 sms)
Interesting but True:
Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!
Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!
Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!
Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
322 chars (3 sms)
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,
Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?
Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->
147 chars (1 sms)
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"
BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."
"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
285 chars (2 sms)
During the match
batsman LBW hoa
1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,
lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
158 chars (1 sms)
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...
Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...
Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
147 chars (1 sms)
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
132 chars (1 sms)
S t r a n g e
Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just
How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
136 chars (1 sms)
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
147 chars (1 sms)
There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..
Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
135 chars (1 sms)
=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
168 chars (2 sms)
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
166 chars (2 sms)