Search Results for 'wife'
Husband: Dekho Mujhe Gussa Mat Dilao Mere Andar Ka Janwar Jaag Jayega . . .
Wife: Jaga Lo . . . Waise Bhi Choohey Se Kon Darta Hai . . .;->
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U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not
LOOSE MOTION
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Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry --
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.
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A man inserted an ''ad'' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?
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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.
Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
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Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !
Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
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Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
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Man Receives Telegram: Wife Dead.!
Should Be Buried or Cremated.?
Man: Don''t Take Any Chances.
Burn The Body And Bury The Ash.. ;->
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->
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Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
&
later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
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