Science; 70 Jokes

height of physics

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
TECHNOLOGY IMPACT

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT:
In Year 2050

Father Angrily 2 His LKG Kid,
"I Told U a Hundred Times, U Were Born,
Not DOWNLOADED.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Humne Aik Aisa Cheez

Pathan : Humne Aik Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zareye Deewar Ki Dusri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai,

Scientist: Wo Kya Cheez Banaya Hai Tumne?

Pathan: "SORAKH"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
doctor

Patient : I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer.!!

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Physics ka bhi baap

Physics ka bhi baap:..Question:- Which liquid turns 2 solid on heating..???...........................Ans:- BESAN KE PAKODE.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Define Biology and Sociology?

Define Biology and Sociology?
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then
It is Called Sociology.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Google

Technology Has Its Own Limitations
Google May B D Most Powerful Search Engine
But It Can’t Search N Locate
D Chappal I Lost At Masjid Last Friday!

Ki Faida

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Liquid Turns Solid on Heating

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to Bill Gates

Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!

Gates: Why?

Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Medical science proved ki

Medical science proved ki

Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.

But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,

Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Answering Machine

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.

He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mubarak Ho Khan Sab

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai

Pathan : O Mera Khuda

Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Define Biology and Sociology?

Define Biology and Sociology?
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If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology,
If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then It is Called Sociology.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Oye, I Have Installed Windows

Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen

Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains

Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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