Sardar to pathan!
yar jahaz jab chlta hai to us ka
darwaza q band hota hai?
pathan”
kafi dair sochny k bad.
yar koi (juice) wala na char jay.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 543 views

Two Blond Girls on the Train

Two blondes are on a train, sitting in a cabin next to an older gentleman who happens to have a long beard.

One of the blond girls whispers to the other 'Wow, look, it's Charles Darwin!!'

'Are you stupid, he's been dead for over 200 years!' the other blonde replies.

Just then, another older man walks into the cabin and says 'Howdy Charles, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, what have you been up to?'

The first blonde says to the second 'Who's stupid now?

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Kaampte kiun ho

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya
tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aajkal Ke Lovers Ki Shayari

Aajkal Ke Lover Ki Apni Girlfriend Ke Liye Shayari

Yun Mat Khincho Tum Mujhe Apni Taraf Aye Sanam

Branded T-Shirt Hai, Fat Gyi To Bahut Pitogi Ma Kasam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin

Pathan boht deir se apni hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha larki sharma k,

kya dekh rhe ho khan: hum soch rha tha k agar tm hmara ammi hota to hm b khobsurat hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher: Hey Stand up tell me

Height of good luck
teacher: Hey Stand up tell me two pronouns
.
.
.
.

.

.

.

.

.
.
Student: who Me
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

.

.



Teacher: very good sit down

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)