Dadu
Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?
Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.
Teacher : Is k spelling batao?
Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum
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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0
by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 525 views
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