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Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy

Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna.. . Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D

134 chars (1 sms)


miss call thi

Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka . . . Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko.... . . . ? ? Miss call hi karta raha ..!!

149 chars (1 sms)


kanjoos hajji

1 kanjoos Hajj par gaya or zor zor se DUA mangne lga "YA ALLAH MERE SARE GUNNAH MAAF KARDE WARNA MERA . . . 2 Lakh Wapas kar de..."

131 chars (1 sms)


kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy: Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam? Mehman: Thanda. Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi? Mehmaan: Pepsi Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me? Mehmaan: Glass me. Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala? Mehmaan: Design wala. Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

441 chars (3 sms)


kanjoos ashiq

Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

127 chars (1 sms)


kanjoos

Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai? Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.

158 chars (1 sms)


Sugar ka mareez

Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya. "EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI Par . . . . Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"

165 chars (2 sms)


kanjoos ki zindagi

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....

144 chars (1 sms)


Kanjoos ki

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhie meri tarah jiya karo.

roz meri SMS padhke sharam nahin aati
kabhie khud bhi SMS kiya karo !!

135 chars (1 sms)


Sarey Gawaho Au

Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.

172 chars (2 sms)


_!_ ) | ( !!!!!!!! *MUBARAK HO*

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!!!!!!!!
*MUBARAK HO*

SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.

128 chars (1 sms)


Dhanya Rs=3

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

152 chars (1 sms)


Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) th

Laloo: I am so miser (kanjoos) that

I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

188 chars (2 sms)


Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,

Mehfil saji thi
msgs ka tha daur,

SmS mai kya tha
ye kisi ne na kiya Gor,

SmS mai paisey lagey thay mere Halal k,

Or sab kanjoos keh rahy they
1 aur 1 aur.

167 chars (2 sms)


''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai

''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,

Lekin dil ghabrata hai

Kyon k balance jata hai

Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,

Jab kanjoos logon se

Sms ka jawab ata hai...!''

176 chars (2 sms)


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