Small boy: Dad can you write in dark??
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Father: Yes I can do but what do you want me to write?
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Small boy: You name on my "result card"

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 880 views

Jab Gabbar paida hua

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?

Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 larka Larki se puchta hai

1 larka
Larki se puchta hai k : Bachay kese hote hain/
Larki : chup..!!!
Larka : Batao Na plz :p
Larki : Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!
Larka : Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata
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Bachay Shararti hote hain :P :D
Moral Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ANTA agar aapko Garmi lage

ANTA agar aapko Garmi lage to aap kya karte ho?

S-Cooler k samne bait jata hu Q:fir b Garmi lage to? S:To Cooler on kar leta hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.

Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are u?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rich

Boy : hii
Girl : what
Boy : how are u?
Girl : do I know u?
Boy : I\’m Rich…
……Girl : Oh!!, I\’m layla 18 years old ! do u wanna go out ???
and btw I like ur hair =)
Boy : my name is Rich , and yours ??
Girl : sorry I don\’t talk 2 boys … =P ;->

by nadeem (few years ago!)