Hindi Wife: Raat ko aap peeke
Hindi Wife: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Funny Hindi Husband: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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