Search Results for 'Bacha'

Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye

Pathan Ka Bacha Khushi Khushi Bhagta Hua Aaya..

Pathan: Kiya Hua.??

Bacha: Baba Aaj Me Ny Bohat Sary Paise Bachaye..

Pathan: Wo Kese.??

Bacha: Mere Ek Daant Me Dard Tha,
Me Wo Nikalwany Dentist K Pass Gaya,
Us Ny Kaha: "Meri Fees 500 Rupay Hai,
Tum Chahy Ek Daant Nikalwao Ya Sary.."
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Phir Baba Me Ne Rs.500 Me
Saary Daant Nikalwa Diye.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bacha mar tu nahi jayega

Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua

Pathan K Ghar Pehla Bacha Peda Hua..

Bivi: Molvi Ko Bula Lao Bachay K Kaan Me Azan Deni Hai.

Pathan Ny Socha K Molvi Azan Dega To
Usay 100, 200 Rupay Bhi Dena Parengy.

Us Ny Bivi Se Kaha:
Azan Hum Khud Dega.

Bivi: Theek Hai Aap Hi De Do.

Pathan Ny Bachay K Kaan Me Kaha:
"Kukdooon Kooon" :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)

by lescol (few years ago!)
Neak kaam

Sir: ap ne koi neak kam kia hai
Bacha :g han kia hai
Sir:kon sa
Bacha :aik din aik bazurg aisa se ghar ja rahe the me ne peche kutta lagaya wo jald ghar punch gae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bijli

Teacher bijli khan se ati hai
Bacha:mere mamun k ghar se
Techer wo kaise
Bacha jab bi light jati hai abu kehta hai pher kat li salon ne

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
50 lo Baat khatam karo

Police wala agr ap ka result acha na aya to ap ka khelna tv dekhna band

Bacha: ye lo 50 aur is baat ko yahen daba do

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Door ka saga bhai

Teacher;ye bacha tmhara kia lagta hai.

Sardar;ye mera door ka saga bhai hai.

Techer;wo kaise

Sardar;is k aur mere darmayan me 6 behan bhai hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Jo cheez urti h

Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai

Aur

Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.

Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?


Pathan : Air hostess...:-p

by @[email protected] (few years ago!)
Sardar

.
1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai

2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai

2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin

sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

KHAN Ne 1 Bacha Agwa kia
Or Sticker Pe Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
"10 Laakh KaL Subah PuL K Neeche Pohncha Do"
Or Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Dia.
Dosre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gaya Tu
Use Paise MiL Gye
Or
Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasm
Paise Ka Gham Ni,
Gham Is Baat Ka
Hai K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Loota

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Funny

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe


Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Police

aik foji train main ja raha th

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Student


Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)