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Itni shiddat se

Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,

K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai

Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho

Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai

Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain

End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,

Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota

Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka
naam is tarha hote..
Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,
Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,
Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dil ko egg

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote
Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What If Doctors Make Films

Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam

2. Kaho naa bukhar hai

3. TB no 1

4. Kal patient ho na ho

5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Dil Ka Naam Anda Hota

Agar dil ka naam Anda(egg) hota toh films ka naam is tarha hote..

Ye Anda aapka hua Hum Anda de chuke sanam,

Hum aapke Ande main rehte hain,

Ande wale dulhaniya le jayenge..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.

Whats The Moral Of These Blockbuster Films.
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanaa And
Titanic?
Moral: “Jo Ladki Ke Chakkar Mein Pada, Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
I Am A Good Actor And I Like To Work

1st Sardar: I am a good actor and I like to work
in films.

2nd Sardar: What role do you like the most?

1st Sardar: Chicken role.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar “Dil” ko aanda

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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