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Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha

Mana K PAKISTAN Azad Ha,
Our Is Main,
HYDERABAD
FAISALABAD
ISLAMABAD Ha..
Laikin Apnay KARACHI Ki Apni Hi Bat Ha.
Jis Main,
LIAQTABAD
KARIMABAD
NAZIMABAD
QUAIDABAD
GREEBABAD
SHAREEFABAD
AZEEZABAD
HUSSAINABAD
MEHMODABAD Ha…
Our In Sab Ka Baap ABC Ha,
Jis Main HUM Abad Hain..
New Message Ha Taza Taza.
Phenk Do Market Main.
Geo ABC walo’…. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
good

Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam'''

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Islamization in Pakistan



There has been extensive Islamization in Pakistan.

No girl can walk in market without receiving religous compliments like

Subhan-Allah
&
Mashallah :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT

BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!!
Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha.

Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K “Wo Shakhs Har Roz Tumhein Bura Bhala Kehta Hay Tum Phir Bhe Usey Salam Karte Ho Q ?

Us Naik Insaan Ne Jawab Diya” Us ki beti bari fit hai yaar .

Moral: Har msg islami nahi hota.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan puts in hand

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while
driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A jutt

A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an
account. he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why? Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2+2 kitne hote hain?

1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Drives to Multan

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
islamiat ka sawal pocha tha

1 Pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati.

Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.
She smiles and said: You can go Further.And
Pathan Drives to Multan

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
pathan and girl friend

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
wo kam jo baray baray na kar sakay

Wo Kaam Jo Bary Bary
AALIM Na Kr Skay, Aik
Machar Ny Kr Dia.
Lahore Ki Ladies Ko
Adhi Aasteen Sy Pori
Aasteen, Takne Sy
Neechay Shalwar Phr
Socks Tak Pehn Ny Per
Majboor Kr Dia. Karachi,
Multan & Islamabad
Walio Sudhar Jao Ab
Tumhari Baari Hai
(Molvi Dengue.)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
lovers of pakistan

Lovers in cities of Pakistan on Mobile
In
ISLAMABAD
Hello Jan! chalo Aaj CHINEESE me Dinner kren.
In
LAHORE
Hello Jaan! Aaj
Film ka mood hy Tmhare sath.
In
KARACHI
Hello Jaan!
Mosm pyara hy
Chalo Sea View chalty hain.
In
PESHAWAR
Wye meri Jana!
Kidhar ho?
Abhi phir BOMB BLAST hoa hy
MARI to NAHI?

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Ladka :Tum Mere Sapno Mein

Ladka :Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khwabo Mein, jazbatoo'n Mein Rehti Ho...
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Ladki: Bhai Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakoof Banaya Hai, Main to
Islamabad Mein Rehti Hoon..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 khubsurat smart larki ne

1 khubsurat smart larki ne gren sot pehna hua ta

Pathan ghor ghor k usko dekh raha ta

Lrki:khan sahb kia masla hy apko?

Pathan:Muje dawat e islami se pyar he.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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