Ladka :Tum Mere Sapno Mein
Ladka :Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khwabo Mein, jazbatoo'n Mein Rehti Ho...
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Ladki: Bhai Tumko Kisi Ne Bewakoof Banaya Hai, Main to
Islamabad Mein Rehti Hoon..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 868 views
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