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Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A farmer near a field

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAK

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pakistani Awam Ki

Pakistani Awam Ki Insaniyat K Liye
3 Khidmaat Aesi Hain K
Dunya Main Koi Hamara Muqabla Nahi Kar Sakta.
1. Bhai Motorcycle Ka Stand Utha Lo.
2. Bhai Bike Ki Head Light Band Kar Lo.
3. Bhai, Baji Ka Dupatta Utha Lo, Wheel Main Na Ajaye.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sir Mene Khabar Ko

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A mother-in-law explaining

A mother-in-law explaining working 2 her newly married

daughter-in-law

I m Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house.

Ur Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister.

My Son ur husband heads Ministry of Demand n Supply.

And my daughter i.e. ur husband's sister runs Planning & Developement Ministry.

Now u tell me which ministry wud u like 2 run?

Daughter-in-law instantly replied smiling, 'Dear mother-in-law! 'I wiill b the OPPOSITION LEADER..!!'Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Nurse to patien

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident –

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A man in USA

A man in USA sees a dog attacking a lady. He kicks d dog & it dies.
Newspaper report:
"Local hero saves lady from dog"
Man says i'm not American.
Report is changed:
"Foreign hero saves lady from dog"
Man says actually i m Pakistani.
Nextday "Headlines":
"MUSLIM TERRORIST KILLS INNOCENT DOG!" ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
THE GUARDIAN ANGEL ON THE JOB

Guardian Angel on the Job A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban
Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:
"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"
Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?
Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha
Hai.
Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?
Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Coming Soon SMS

Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled
Red Wine,
&
&
&
&
&
Happily they drank went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
What are u doing now a day

Pathan: What are you doing now a days
Friend: I’m doing my FSc.
Pathan: Do whatever you did, but you should keep
your study ahead.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BLONDOG

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

From chasing parked cars!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
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