Search Results for 'Aunty'

A young boy Died

A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha ,

Paros ke larki kaan me boli,

Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Step of mard and aurat

How boys grow
bacha
larka
naujawan
jawan
mard
budha.

How girls grow
bachi
bachi
bachi
bachi
bachi
aunty

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mother vs son

Mother :tipu sultan kon hai?
Son::pta nai
mother: parhai pe dehan do
son:sara aunty kon hai? Mother : pata nai?
Son:papa pe dehan do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?

MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?
SON: Khirki sy?
MOM: Woh kaisay?
SON:Kal jab aap ny Bel di tou Papa ny sath wali
Aunty sy kaha
" JAAN TUM KHIRKI SY NIKAL JAO".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Agar aap kisi se pyaar

Agar aap kisi se pyaar karte hai to hi neeche padhiye...
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Ruk teri mummy ko btati hun.......Auntyy.......

('.')
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Girl asked Nargis

'A Girl asked Nargis:
Aunty Aap k pass Car, Bangla our Bara Bank Balance hay.
....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Urdu Funny Neighbor Sms

Kid:aunty ammi ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty.chini dety hue,”Acha aur kya kaha ammi ne?”

kid:agar wo kamini na de to uzma aunti se le aana:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki

Sad Story. 1 Aunty Thi Unki 1 Beti Thi Wo Uski Boht Care Krti Thi,

Baal Sanwarti Thi, Poniyan Bandhti Thi k Bachi Achi Dikhay.

Pr Bachi Ki Aankhain Hamesha Bahir Rehti Theen Aise (0_0)

Aunty Ne Boht Docters Ko Dikhaya Lekn Wo Sahi Nhi Hui.

Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya To Wo 1 Mint Mai Sahi Ho Gai.

Aunty Boht khush B hui or heran B..

Phr Baba Se Pucha k Aap nay Aisa Kya Kiya k Wo 1 dam Sahi Ho Gai…

Baba Ny Kaha: Main Ny Sirf Bachi Ki Poniyan Dheeli Ki hn.:-D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aunty Funny SMS

Aunty:” Arrey beta tum kitne badey ho gaye ho..
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Beta:” Haan aunty, aur koi option hi nai tha..:p =D =)) ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Baby

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:paros wali

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji

Girl To Boy:” Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me
Dukh Bhi Ho aur Khushi Bhi..
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Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa.

Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hath me ye kya hai?

Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sidhi Baat No Bakwas

Aunty: Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kya??

Bacha Sprite Peete Hue: Apki SETTING to papa se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain.

Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!!

Oops tofaNi baCha thA …..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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