Urdu Funny Neighbor Sms
Kid:aunty ammi ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty.chini dety hue,”Acha aur kya kaha ammi ne?”
kid:agar wo kamini na de to uzma aunti se le aana:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1111 views
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Pathan:
Nahi Hamara
Ghar Tou Ground Floor Pe Hai.:-
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Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h
main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)