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A sardarji goes to

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji..

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
SURPRISE

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Interviewer asked sardarji

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
In a train,

In a train, Sardar keep his luggage above the seat
at luggage place. A man was sitting below.
Man: Sardarji, place your luggage somewhere else.
It will fell on mine. Sardar: Don’t worry friend,
there is no breakable item in it.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
imposible!!!

Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai : Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.



Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word rahenge wohi dictionary le.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!

Friend:How do you know?

Sardarji:I asked them to marry !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardarji:There are lot of girls who dont want to get married!

Friend:How do you know?

Sardarji:I asked them to marry !

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Due To Rain , No Match

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Lunch Or Dinner

Teacher:
2 Aisi Cheezo K Naam Batao Jinhe Nashte Me Nhi Kha Sakte

Sardarji: Sir! Lunch Or Dinner.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Meaning Of SMS

Sardarji, Tell Me
What Is The Meaning Of SMS?
Sardar Angrily Said:
I Know
It Means..
S – Sardaron Ke
M – Mazak Udane Ki
S – Service

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Theek Kar Diye

Sardarji Got Job
1st Day Worked Till Night
Boss Asked What Did U Do?

Sardar:
Computer Keyboard Alphabets
Were Not In Order Theek Kar Diye

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Mubarik ho

Nurse :
Mubarak Ho ! Sardarji..
Aap Papa Ban Gaye”
Sardarji :
Meri Wife Ko Nahi Bolna..
Main Usey SURPRISE Doonga..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
wen titanic was sinking

Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
A Man Asked To Sardarji:
How Far Is Da Land
Sardar : 2 Kms
Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask: Vick Wa?
Sardar: Downwards

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sardarji, having bought

A sardarji, having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day.

He was very disturbed when he heard his friend say, "abey, phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hoon".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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