Search Results for 'Biwi'

Hospital gaya

Aik admi ki taang ki hadi toot gaye.
Hospital gaya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dekh kar bola ....Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband confuse hogaya

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogaya
Ke biwi se kia bolon!!
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Akhir wo bola
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Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sharafat

Biwi :meri sharafat dekho mein ne tumhen baigair dekhe shadi kar li
Shohar:aur meri sharafat bi dekho me ne dekh kar bi inkar nai kia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
djuu6

Doctor: tumhari sehat bohat kharab hai,
cigrrete-noshi chor do.

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Pathan: ye nahi ho sakta kyon k cigarrete to chor donga.

Magar noshi meri biwi hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Sardar

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Ek Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Goli Maar Di, Kyuki Usne Sirf Itna Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Zindagi "Shaan" Aur "Shoukat" Ke Saath Guzarna Chahti Hu

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
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Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
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Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
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Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Purani Kahawat hai ke

Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dunya Gol Hai !

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan


Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAK

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai

Biwi (Wife): Tum sotai howai mujhai galiyan dai rahai thai

Shohor (Husband): Tumko ghalat fahmi howi hai

Biwi (Wife): Kiya ghalat fahmi how hai?

Shohor (Husband): Yahi kai mai soo raha thaa

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Biwi (shohar se)

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.

Husband (ghusse se): Jaan choro.

Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Kya proof hai

Judge: Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the? Man: Sir, main apni biwi ko leny apny sasural jaa raha tha... That's All...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat,

apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai,

kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka?

Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W)

Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne?

Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do.

Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola

SB ANDAR Aa jayen

DARS ho raha hai :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dost ke bewafai

Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke

“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”

Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay

Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!

Matlabi saala……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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