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A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Sardar in New York Pub

Sardar in New York Pub…
man on his right says – johny walker single

man on his left says – peter scotch single

Sardar says – baljith singh married!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan New York Gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Ik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi
Tou Kaha Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao
Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa
Pehle Ik Bacha Gira Usne Pakar Lia
Phir Ik Admi Gira Usse B Pakar Lia
Phir Ik Kala Kooda Tou Pathan Ne Chor Dia Or Kaha
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Oye Jali Hui Lashen Tu Mt Phenko Yaar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan new york gaya

Pathan New York Gaya
Wahan Aik Building Mein Aag Lagi Dekhi Tou Kaha
Tm Log Neechey Kood Jao Mein Pehelwan Hon Pakar Longa Pehle Aik ßacha
Gira Usne Pakar Liya Phir Aik Admi Gira Usse ß Pakar Liya Phir Aik
Kala Admi Kooda Tou Pathan Nai Chor Diya 0r Kaha ...
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Oye
Jali Huyi Lashen Mat Phenko !!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Air Travel

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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