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Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata

Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata !
Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai??
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Mareez: Chand
Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Khushi Parsh per Hogi,

Charcha Arsh per Hoga,

Ek Sunnat Ada Hogi,

Ek Farz Ada Hoga,

Sitaron me Chamak Hogi,

Chand bhi Chamakta Hoga,

Wallah Kiya Khushi Hogi,,
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Jab Mera NIKAH Hoga,,:-)

Dosto Aameen to Bolo,
Biryani Khani Hai k Nahi..:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)
Msg from wapda

Soya howa insan to pani k chand bondhun se uth jata hai

magr soyi howi qaum ko jagane k lye load shading karni parti hai


from wapda

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Chand punch gae

Raat ko 2 sharabion ne talab me chand ka aqas dekha
1st:ye kia hai?
2nd:aby ye chand hai.
1st:chal ghar wapas chalen ,hum mazak mazak me chand pe punch gae

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Pagal na banao mujhe

1st Sardar:me torch jalata hu, tu uski light pakar kar upar chand par ja.

2nd Sardar:mujhe gagal samjha hai kia tu ne kahi bech me light of kar di to

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
2 4 jho0t aur bi

Har khushi teri taraf mod dun,

tere lye chand tare tak tor dun,

khushiun k darwaze tere lye khol dun,

itna kafi hai ya 2,4 jhoot aur bi bol dun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Wife Chand kaha hy

Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy……..?
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Boy Friend: Chand do Han aik tum or aik upar
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After Marriage
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Wife: Chand kaha hy
Husband : Andhi hy….?
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light le k
Bhaita hy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Wife Chand kaha hy



Girl Friend: Chand Kahan Hy……..?
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Boy Friend: Chand do Han aik tum or aik upar
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After Marriage
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Wife: Chand kaha hy
Husband : Andhi hy….?
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wo upar kya tera Baap CFL light le k
Bhaita hy.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Masjid k liye chande

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Tu chand mange

Tu chand mange
Main chand dedu.
Tu raat mange main raat dedu.
Tu dil mange main dil dedu.
Tu jaan mange main jaan dedu.
Bas
Yar light na mangna, wo to wapda waly b nhe dy sakty . . . .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
PURANI YAADEIN

Can you remember any of these: 1. Sookh sookh patti, chandan-gotti; raja laya, mahal banaya, ek anokhi rani laya, raja rani khade jharokhe, sooraj chamke, patti sokhe. 2. Mein chhipana jaant ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,

Ameer Larkay ny apni grlfrnd sy gift manga,
Larki ny apni totti hoi joti ka talwa day diya,
Larka wo talwa lay kr sunar k pas gaya or kaha:'Ye
chandi k box me saja do'Sunar nay 2 din ka time
diya.
2 din baad jab larka leny aya to sunar nay
pocha:'ye kis buzurg ki jouti ka talwa hai?'
Larka:'ye buzurg ka nahi meri girlfriend ki jouti ka
talwa hay'
Sunar:'begairt pehly Q nahi bataya hum sab ghar
walon nay is ko 3,3 dafa dho k piya ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mareez aur Doctor

mareez doctor say: Mujay door kuch nazar nahee aathee. Doctor: wu upar dekhu kya hay Mareez: Chand Doctor: Aur kya es say agay farishtay dekhu gay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan naz apna bache ka naam america rakha

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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