mareez doctor say: Mujay door kuch nazar nahee aathee. Doctor: wu upar dekhu kya hay Mareez: Chand Doctor: Aur kya es say agay farishtay dekhu gay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1300 views

Veena ki bari

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

once pathan replied

Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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"Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bandr pareshan kiun hai

1 bander ne apni maan se pocha k maan hum itne bad sorat kiun hote hain,

maan :beta Allah ka shukar adda kar is ko to dekh jo message parh raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Allah K naam par khana dedo

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de
do
Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka
Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun,
pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)