Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 893 views

in exams hall

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boasting about race records

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeer: Begam Sahiba

Faqeer: Begam Sahiba aap k paas bhhokay k lye khana hai?

Begam Sahiba: Haan hai lekin bhooka abhi daftar se wapis nahi aya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm

Sardar Mehman Sy:
Thanda Peo Gy Ya Gurm?

Mehman: Dono Ley Ayen,

Srdar:
Begum 1 Glass Freezer Vichon,
Te 1 Glass Geezer Vichon Pani Lay A..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)