Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Son :
Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
Papa :Nahi, Par Kyu?
Son : To Fir Aap Itni Khofnak Mummy Kaha Se Laye ?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 911 views
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2nd Sardar Prado Mein,
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Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,
1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,
2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?
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Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,
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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
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Ek cockroach ka marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfaaz
Aao mjhe mar dalo buzdl Insan!
Tum mujh se jalte ho
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
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BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti
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Dad: Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Baap, Bete Se Tum Barey Ho K Kya Bano Ge
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)