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The Story behind "Ladies First"

The Story behind "Ladies First"

Long ago, a man and woman were madly in love, They wanted to marry. parents did't approve. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man couldn't bear to see his sweet heart fall. he convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The woman never jumped.
Thereafter, all men decided

by lescol (few years ago!)
Finally, i told my parents

Finally, i told my parents that i want a blackberry or an apple.

My m0ther said :


"Ghar me mosambi he pehle w0 kha"..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
The awkward moment

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Stude well my child

In India,parents:study well my child or you wont
get a job!
in USA:parents:study well my child or an INDIAN
will grab ur job!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
College Watchman

Parents To A College Watchman:
Is This College Good..?

Watchman: Probably The Best
I Did My Engineering Here
&Got Immediate Placement

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Santa went to see a girl 4 marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
After exams

Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to
his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
First day at school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed
his teacher a note from his mother.
The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Husband: Today is sunday

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ust Friends: Never ask for food

ust Friends: Never ask for food
Best friends: Are the reason you have NO food
Just Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Best Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom
Just Friends: Have never seen you cry
Best Friends: Cry with you
Just Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Best Friends: Keep your stuff for so long, you forget it was ever yours
Just Friends: Know about you
Best Friends: Could tell things about you you didnt even know yourself
Just Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Walk right in and say – I am home
Just Friends: Will help you when you fall over
Best Friends: Will jump on you and shout – Dog pile…
Just Friends: Are around for a while
Best Friends: Are for life
Just Friends: Say ‘love you’ in a joking manner
Best Friends: Say ‘i love you’ and they mean it
Just Friends: Will read this
Best Friends: Will steal this

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
Choton sy pyar Krna!
Wife bad sy Uthi
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
karan johar ka kamal

karan johar ka kamal :
Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends
K3g : Luv ur parents
Kal ho na ho : Luv ur neighbours
Kabhi alvida na kehna : Luv other’s wife.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Sardarji got the 4th child.

Sardarji got the 4th child.
He fills data in the birth certificate
 "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." 

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 

" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A boy of 1st class to her teacher

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.
Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.
Student: When should I sent my
parents to your home?
Miss. Why?
Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?
Student: For tuition.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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