Search Results for 'wife'

The Meaning of Dreams

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams."

by (few years ago!)
Police officer attempts to stop a car

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -

by (few years ago!)
Baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai

Wife: Mairy khayal mai hamari baiti ko kesi se pyar hogia hai
Husband: Tumhe kaisy pata chala?
Wife: Kionky wo kuch dino se Easy Load ke lie paisy nahi mang rahi

by (few years ago!)
Boyfriend Before Marriage

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

by (few years ago!)
Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..

Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..

Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,
Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.

Husband: Rehne Do,
Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)

by lescol (few years ago!)

Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,
Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??




Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
How to tackle a wife..

A Guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to tackle a wife.."
Google Search Result:
"Even We are searching"...:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

by lescol (few years ago!)
Ghar ko janat

Husband :ab tum hi aik wahid ho jo is ghar ko janat bana sakti ho
Wife:(khush ho k) kaise
Husband:apne meke ja kar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Khane ki cheez

Husband shoping kar k aya
Wife ne darwaza khola
Husband:ye daba utha lo

Wife:is me zaroor mere khane ki cheez ho gi
Husband:han mere jote hain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mein nai badla

Husband 2 wife;me wo nai k shadi howi aur badal gaya .
Shadi se pehle bi mujhe shadi ka showk tha aur ab bi mujhe shadi ka showk hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Neend me bol raha hon

Husband(rat 2 baje); neenad nai aa rahi hai.

Wife;kitchen me jao aur bartan saf kar do.

Husband;neenad me bol raha hon pagali

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

If you marry one woman,
she will fight with u
But if you marry with 2 women
They will fight for u.
Think different Add Wife Have life

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
:( :(

My Wife: Ahmed ki Dulhan kitne khubsoorat hai na?
Me: Yes buhut khobsoorat hai.
Wife: Sharam karain.
Me: -.- :(

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)