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Animals Name

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Sardar: Frog

Pathan Theek hai, or batao,

Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.

Pathan: Shabash......

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
If animals hav FB

If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were
eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.
Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat
MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tell me the names of any 5animals

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5
animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A small argument

A small argument between a couple turns
violent.Angry
Husband: Do not let d animal in me cum out.Wife:
Who is scared of a mouse

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Frog da Piyo

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Aman To Chaman

Aman To Chaman: Tell Me 5 Animals Living In Water?

Aman: Chamman: Fish, Chaman: Thik Ha Aur Chaar?

Aman: Fish Ke Brother, Sister Father And Mother

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?

Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!

Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer

Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?

Sardar: Frog

Pathan: Theek hai, or batao,

Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.

Pathan: Shabash

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
FERROUCIOUS animals

Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
 Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai Jab Santa Chota Thha Aur 5th Class Mein Tha.

Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha: “Is Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Animal Konsa Hai?”

Santa Soch Ke Bola: “Zebra”

Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: “Wo Kaisi?”

Santa: “Ji, Wo Blck And White Hai Na Isliye“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NANI MARTE huve

NANI MARTE huve: Beta me apna FARM, TRACTORS, FARM HOUSE, ANIMALS oR 22,358,364 cash tumhare naam ker rhi hoon........

NAWASA: NANI yeh sab hay kahan????

NANI: "FACE BOOK FARMVILLE" pay BETA...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar’s son came back home

Sardar’s son came back home from school.

Said to his father teacher scolded me badly.

Sardar said to his son: Don’t worry son You are a lion’s son.

Child said: My teacher also says this.

She says that I must be a child of any animal.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Once in a jungle after a party

Once in a jungle after a party all the animals were eating RAJNIGANDHA PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating.

Lion: Why are you not eating PAN MASALA
Girraffe: I only eat MANIKCHAND….. Unche Log Unchi Pasand MANIKCHAND

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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