If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:

Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge

Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr

Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/

Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all

Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^

Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X

Goat: Frndz..dnt go out, Eid holiday is kuming :'(

pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I m haram" | 4 likes|

Goat replies: "Dnt u remembr dat aftr eid..da chinese new year..?Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 930 views

Who is your fav. writer??

Teacher- who is your fav. writer??

student- your daughter.

Teacher- why??
Student- Everyday she gives me a nice love latter.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man went to visit a friend

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I have in the bag

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her,

What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better!
If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar: Prito “Ek wari

Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi

Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito: “Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Saien to saien, Saien ki harkaten bhi saien...

Ek Saien Girlfriend k sath Car me Karachi sy Hyderabad ja raha tha Usne larki k hath pr hath rakha tu
Lrki Pyar se boli
Tum is se agay b ja skte ho

Saien usy Nawabsha le gaya :-P :-

Saien to saien, Saien ki harkaten bhi saien...

by Abdul Wahab (few years ago!)