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Eglish dekho

Punjabi woman talking in english to a docter:my kaka is ill ek week na eat da na sleep da bus weep da te cheek da nale nak vi leek da

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
English me naam btao

Teacher :tell me ur name in english?

Student:after 2 min "long life oven"
teachar:is ka kia matlb hai?
Student:umer daraz bhatti

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ab Faraz in English

Urdu Pashto Chinse ki bmisal kamybi ke bad Ab Faraz in English; This is this and What is what Faraz, If this is what then what is this Faraz

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr



A Punjabi woman talking in English to a Dr.
About sick child

My Kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da,
Na sleep da,
Bas weep da te cheek da,
Nalay nakk v leak da.
Tel me elaj iss phteek da..:p:)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
aik pathan uk gaya

1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
speak in english

Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English.
Lady : Sir I no speak English.
Dr. : Try please.
Lady: My londa gironda from hero honda.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
susral in english

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Sun Light

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Laloo Chala America

Ek baar Laaloo Yadav, America mein english seekhnein chale gaye.

Kai dino baad Rabri Devi ne America phone milaya aur Bush se poocha,

Laaloo ji ko englis ayaa ke nahin.

Bush replied, nahin, unkaa englis nahin aawat hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kid..in english class

kid..in english class
Me sleep wid dad last nyt..

madam(correcting)-nhi beta, I slept wid dad last nyt..

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kid-mai toh so gya tha,ap mere sone k baad aayi hongi....:p:O:D

hahahahahahahah

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Explains Dukh And Khushi

Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Gazab Ki English

Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Bhagi-Bhagi Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai.

Aurat: “Mera Beta Motor Cycle Se Gir Gaya Hai”

Doctor: “I Can’t Understand Please Speak In English”

Aurat: “My Londa Is Gironda From Hero Honda“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Fees Maafi Ki Application

To

The Principal,
Delhi Public School,

Sir,

Baat Yeh Hui Ke Mere Dad Ne Mujhe Fees Ke Liye 2000 Rs Diye Thhe, 500 Rs Ki Dosto Ke Saath Film Dekhi, 500 Ki Drink Or Chicken Ho Gaya, 500 Ka Girlfriend Ka Recharge Karwana Pad Gaya, Fir Ussko 250 Ki Coffe Pilai.

Ab Bache 250, Uski Main English Wali Mam Pe Shart Haar Gaya.

Mein Samja Thha Ke Unka Sirf Maths Ke Sir Ke Saath Chakar Hai, Par Unka To Aapse Bhi Chakar Nikla.

Abb Aapke Pass Do Hi Raste Hai. Ya To Meri Fees Maaf Ya Aapka Pardafash.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My name is sunlight

Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
funny


can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
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