Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1215 views

Police officer attempts to stop a car

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go." The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!" -

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maths mein fail q hua?

 Sardar: Maths mein fail q hua?

Son: kabhi teacher bolti ha 3+5 = 8 Agle din bolti ha 4+4=8
phir bolti ha 6+2=8
usay khud ko confirm nahi to mujhe kya sikhae gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Facebook te gal chalai,

Orkut te kudi fasai,
Facebook te gal chalai,
Twitter te ma-bapu nu milai,
Yahoo te divorse ho gaya,
ess bahane yaara da computer Da course ho gya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Get a dog

Lady: (to the waitress) May I have a bag to carry leftovers to my dog?
Baby: Oh mother, are we going to get a dog?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?

Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Sath Park Mein Baitha Tha.

Ek Budhe Ne Dekha Aur Santa Ko Bola.

Budha: “Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti Hai?”

Santa: “Nahi Ji Ye To Apni Patiala Wali Simmi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)