Munna ab chalne laga hai.
Wife: Munna ab chalne laga hai.
Husband: Kab se?
Wife: 8 din se.
Husband: Are tum ab bata rahe ho, wo kaafi dur nikal chuka hoga...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 960 views
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